Jun 24, 2009 · As of now, I am at a Family wedding in Branson, Missouri. I've been here for about 4 days now, and already I can tell that Missouri fucking sucks. It is hot, it is humid, the people smell, and everyone is either named Louis or Stan.
Apr 15, 2009 · Priorities. You have them. Yea, the weather sucks in MO. I was born there and my parents still refer to the state as "Misery." At least you're not there for the summer heatwaves.
A: Missouri Sucks Q: What does a girl from Missouri do if she's not in bed by 10pm? A: Go Home. Q: Why do Mizzou basketball players use body heat activated deodorant? A: Because it's the closet they will come to getting a "Degree". Q: Why do Missouri State students have .
May 25, 2013 · What is the worst state in the U.S. and why does it suck so bad? Took down tally because I'm accurate and lazy. Basically, the Midwest and Florida suck. 2.0k comments. share. save hide report. 82% Upvoted. This thread is archived. New comments .